Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
mrpipp 0
Hahaha i went on urban dictionary cuz I didn't know what that meant and it was the word of the day.
stillfly235 2
Dude its true YOLO
Shadow_Phantom 26
Says you.
nyxierae 1
YOLO. You Obviously Lack Originality. ;)
FMMFL1992 3
You obviously do. I've seen this comment about three times already.
karkid619 8
I was the first one to put it but I ******* got deleted somehow! WTF FML?
noradz 8
YOLO is carpe diem for uneducated people. Just sayin
alfred07 18
I've never heard of this expression. I assume it means you only live once but I'm not sure.
snowfox_fml 10
Why didn't you
ClaremoreZebra 8
Indeed, it was a joke man. I don't care about my acronym, I was just saying that both of his are the same base words everyone uses. If you're gonna be a douche, at least be a creative douche. By the way, I love your picture!
hereinnc 12
I feel as though I am showing my age here, however I have never heard this Drake person, nor the acronym YOLO...
OffToTheGayBar 9
You are a lucky woman.
ToewsIsMyBro19 6
but buddy. You Only Live Once. get used to hearing it. ;)
idontknowyou123 0
Wait wait wait... We only live once? God fucken damnit! I had so many plans for my second life... I was gonna be a jewish doctor lawyer...