Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
psych10 4
I dunno about making him suck on a turd but you defs should have socked the shit out of him. People who say yolo like its real make me sick, I feel your pain.
tj4234 36
The phrase doesn't even work if you're a Buddhist or a Hindu...
Purrfect 9
I think this "word" is giving me a high blood pressure.
ClaremoreZebra 8
... and You Obviously suck at acronyms.
ClosetTroll 10
Like all brainless fads, this'll die down.
ClosetTroll 10
Because it's not as ridiculous as this and often serves as a comic relief.
Shelta957 13
My sister uses "swag" alot and she's only in the sixth grade. Smh
jbuffy94 1
I don't know...no one wants to lose their only excuse for making stupid decisions. It may never stop! :/
memob123 0
^ but that makes YOSAA
ohmandapants 17
F society's life tbh.
kissie87 4
That's only a word there's nothing wrong with that. . I'd like us white people we say " LIKE OMG" you know that's the ghetto peoples new word lol.
SouthernPride95 19
But its not a word
ohmandapants 17
The stupidity in this comment actually scares me... "the ghetto peoples new word."
DuffleBagHero 4
Please, can you define the meaning of "ghetto" ? Pft, I'm not ghetto, I say that . Keep the stereotypes to yourself and by that I mean , not all ghetto people do the same thing. And by ghetto , I hope you don't mean black also , because I could point out alot of Asians that have done that before . Thank you very much
strawberryspacejam 11
suicide silence!!!!!!!!!
tatayannmermen 3
How does this even deserve to be a FML??