Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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LSS_fml 18
I would have punched him in the face anyway...
ladyangel52 11
friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-
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Comments (133)
sickenedwinter86 0
This is the first timeI've seen it used...
slick5880 22
Consider yourself lucky.
I_Punch_Babies 7
same here...at first i thought it was some weird ass greeting phrase like homers "yello?"
ThogTheCaveman 7
It got famous where I live overnight, after everybody who knew the streaker at the Bluejays game freaked out...
loccsta83 5
You only live once
br0ccoli 15
Your pic. Omg.
danishbagel 3
James Bond lives twice. YOLT. I think I just created a monster.
Michaelsgirl04 9
yolnt if you're a cat
white16sox 19
And Kenny from south park has died then come back to life countless times.
LexSwift 17
This outbreak of people doing stupid things and backing it up with 'YOLO' made me hate Drake even more.
LoveMay 10
I hope Drake hates himself for that. I mean I would be annoyed if everyone kept repeating a phase I said once in a song.
kristat 14
50- The song's called "The motto" and it's part of the chorus.... not like it was hidden somewhere. Pretty sure he knew exactly what he was doing.
LoveMay 10
I'm not an idiot. I know the song and I know what it means. But I don't think Drake intended to have a million annoying teenagers saying 'YOLO' every time they do something stupid.
Theactuary 0
Real Bond fans know YOLT
Cynical_in_SK 6
But only of you're Bond! Otherwise YOLO! Lol
Theia_fml 0
Y.O.L.O XD FUUUU DRAKE, everyone on facebook says it...
Playboy420 0
**** that. Hit him, do it for all of us.
brenkite 5
I'll hit him, I think I know op
fuckmebutdontfml 16
Why didn't you?? For the sake of humanity...
pexy_fml 16
I can feel with you I have my brother who can't stop saying and writing it
hijaz25 4
I'm really getting annoyed of people saying "YOLO"
nofearjenshere 12
I say YODO in response to people saying that... You Only Die Once.
mk58 31
I am so using that.
laden_swallow09 35
And me!
Ugi 27
It is a pretty annoying phrase when used in full and doubly so as an abbreviation but do you not think a punch in the face is something of an over-reaction? I do feel that a sense of proportion is missing here.
br0ccoli 15
34-Agreed. Total overreaction. It's not that serious. That's like when all the girls kept saying "that's so fetch!" after Mean Girls came out. It'll die down eventually just like the sparkling blood sucking creatures craze.
the17doctor 12
Agree with 34 so much. Anyone who feels they need to resort to violence for such things is clearly an idiot themselves.
docscientist 10
I disagree, facepunching can often be therapeutic when administered to those who actually say stupid shit like this as if it's actually hip or edgy.