Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
Lorenzo1102 21
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally
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Comments (70)
Redoxx_fml 22
Thar she blows, it be Moby dick! The man not his junk
worldclassrager 41
That's pushing it way too far
Lorenzo1102 21
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
*Animal Documentary Narrators Voice* Observe as the wild males of New York assert dominance over each other by leaving areas marked with urine. Such is the way in the wild streets of New York.
I_Like_Dogs 28
I don't think there's a non-literal meaning for this sentence.
WCARlover 35
I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
SoloAutotunE 17
Well, I'm pretty sure you're not just going to have completely open bathrooms
lexos 16
This is not something that happens on a regular basis. Maybe the toilets where pretty close to each other
dsrtpnk 8
Hovering makes a bigger mess.
JustinJK 21
A lot of men's urinals have dividers :/
tantanpanda 26
But then there are those restrooms where the urinals are right next to each other.
Eddyisme 4
Typically girls wouldn't have to "shake" things though. Unless they just want to. Or they weren't girls to begin with, or if they've added a penis.
SecundusSecunda 27
Did you splash him back!?
chrisbeaudoin 26
I read urinal as funeral and got very confused, lol.
cacheson 42
Your comeback: sorry, dude, not my kink. Then pull out your handcuffs and smile.
Silk_Routes 14
jackpot for U
Adapdion 16
That sucks OP, hopefully you cleaned up after and splashed him back ;)
YoungMalcolmX 13
The first rule of being a man is never choosing a urinal right next to someone.
MandieL 27
What if there are only 2?
Rei_Ayanami 18
You wait. No matter how bad you have to go.
JustinJK 21
I guess you guys haven't been to large sporting events, movie theaters, a theme park, or any other overcrowded place bc this rule goes out the window
LycanGod 27
hey #27... when you gotta go, you gotta go,No damn rule will tell guys what to do or don't do lol
arano 29
The name you picked for yourself made me laugh more than the actual FML, lol. Seriously though, why didn't you say something? The least the guy could've done is apologize, but he probably didn't even realize he splashed you because you didn't say so.
lexos 16
How does that happen was he still peeing while shaking? Or did he do the helicopter?
olpally 33
Creepy^^^ :/
glossykarma 19
it is like how girls wipe to get the last little pee off of you guys shake their dicks to get the last little bit of pee off
Misswildsides 22
Okay this comment thread needs to calm down
False_Stupidity 42
I'm thinking a regular gentle shake would not have splashed the OP unless he was standing very very close. He must have given it a real good shake or swung it around like a helicopter to manage to hit OP with the droplets.