Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
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sabzblah2014 0
the question is : why do you have a teacher that you hate as a friend on your facebook?
YDIprobably 0
well you are an idiot
IambecomeRAWR 0
Yes, I did know. Because I'm mildly intelligent :).
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
It's a good thing that it's summer vacation. You probably won't have her next year. I've wanted to do that before, trust me. My god some teachers can be such /pricks/ and they deserve to have their ego knocked down a few notches (a lot of the teachers I had this past year had gone on quite a few power trips and felt the need to condescend the students). Maybe it'll give her a taste of her own medicine and make her realize what a bitch she's been. However, I would never, ever do that. I would imagine doing it, but I never could. Especially on Facebook where I know the message gets sent through email! Hopefully you'll figure out some way to get your ass out of the mess you created. Also, like quite a few other people have said, if you hate the teacher so much, why the hell do you even have them as a friend on Facebook? It makes no sense. You could at least friend request the nice ones. You're stupid just for having her as a friend.
Dixie_Normous 0
Yes, I did know that...
EffYoLife 14
what kinda loser adds their teacher as a friend on facebook
HawkingBeach 0
Why would you even add your teacher to facebook? That's unnatural.
kaelendra 0
this would be a case of ydi totally... smart thing to do would be to not have done it or written it on your own computer in a text document then deleted it.
24788 7
Haha, well at least you didn't back down.
sayhello_fml 0
Doesn't anyone ever write on your wall? loserrrr