Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
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Comments (165)
xPediophobia 0
I would have thought that you would have at least written it on word...?
minette08 0
why the hell would you add your teacher on there? dumbass idea
shift009 0
FAKE schools over genius
tomreaper 0
just because schools out doesnt mean that you dont know your teachers..
LOL2009 0
dude y r u even friends with a teacher u hate on facebook? wow.....
fmylifedotcomm 0
why are you friends with a teacher you hate? if i were allowed to friend teachers (it's against the rules at my school) i'd only be friends with teachers i like...
boomstar 11
I knew FB did that.....too bad you didnt! YDI
Coyote68 0
Look, I am a teacher. And I wanted you to have some good news: generally, we don't care that much about name calling. We get called dbags by society (ever heard of No Child Left Behind?); what's one more person. So, if it makes you feel better - your teacher probably isn't hurt. Still, I gotta ask: if your teacher is so bad, why did you add her to your friend list on Facebook?
SookMauNoots 0
so? Schools out. i wud do the same thang
Shyman4ever 0
Awaaaah don't worry, she probably had emails disabled and the notifications only show that you posted. But why would you add your teacher on facebook??
oldskoolman85 0
How the hell does that make you feel clever? Dumbass