Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
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lnf9ohfour 0
daammn, that sucksss so badlyy, dude you could get suspended !
Naheelawhatwhat 0
yes i did and you're an idiot....there are so many other places where you could have vented but you chose the worse place. You completely deserved what you got.....I hope your teacher fails you or some shit for being such a 'tard.
Jazzywrites007 2
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK First of all I give you an FYL. Why? Because some teachers ******* SUCK ASS and students can't be expected to deal with the Bitchassness that most teachers bring to the table. AND IF she does fail you or anything like that you can sue the shit out of her. As long as you do ALL Of your work and Follow Her PROFESSIONAL Instructions to a Tee, she cant hold Facebook rage against you. Now, it may be awkward with her on a personal level but so what? She's your teacher, it's not like you're ******* her. I know about this because.... I used to be an A.V.I.D Tutor and college Prep Adviser and the teachers were very mean to some students.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
No it won't be facebook rage, it's just like she said this stuff to her teachers face or in an email, it's inappropriate and could warrant disciplinary action. And y the hell would u write it if you didn't plan on posting? Y not just say it at loud to the screen or something. YDI
maxson_fml 0
Dude, forget the suspension; here's the real FML: you actually thought that deleting it was "clever." You think something like /that/ is clever? It's common sense, dude. (Not the brightest tool in the shed, huh?)
twilightfann23 0
You do deserve it and I agree with comment #76, but here's where u went wrong maxson, while calling this guy stupid u sed "not the brightest tool in the shed." .....just think about that. Isn't it "Not the sharpest tool in the shed?" ur comment doesnt evn make sense.
xxrawr_betchxx 0
Uhm, first off, why were you even friends with your teacher on facebook?... and rofl. YDI. - you shouldntve even written it THERE to begin with, but also, FYL. - because that was stupid of you to do and you might get in trouble. :P lmfao.
xxrawr_betchxx 0
Uhm, first off, why were you even friends with your teacher on facebook?... and rofl. YDI. - you shouldntve even written it THERE to begin with, but also, FYL. - because that was stupid of you to do and you might get in trouble. :P lmfao.
gigi37 0
Really twilightfann23? (ugh already) You're going to criticize a remark that can easily be forgotten and just as easily altered to make sense? #76's comment makes sense enough. However, while trying to read yours, you just look like an idiot with your grammatical errors and even going back on your own comment. You agree with him and then state his comment doesn't make sense? "U sed," "evn," I mean, really?
maxson_fml 0
Heh, yeah that was supposed to say "sharpest." The irony is striking. :P
nazooer 11
What the hell why is your comment buried? Some people are idiots..
nazooer 11
I wouldn't be talking if I were you, you misspelled "your" and "even"
Tsukasa_fml 0
I prefer "not the sharpest bulb in the hive" myself.
Fishboxen 0
Agree with this. Idiot.
ivals 3
to relieve the stress/hate. Common sense, please think before posting
b182link 0
pink floyd ftw!
RobManB 4
*sharpest
mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
melanie177 1
Jeez, everyone knows that OP.
Zomlette 0
Eeeeeyeah, I don't think you'll be passing that course.
thrawg 0
wow YDI kinda but yeah FYL as well
kingbob337 0
Nice job on being dumb
wantmenot 0
That was stupid of you. YDI
sn1992 0
wow you definitely deserve that for being a retard
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
Arrgh_fml 2
now why would you go do something like that in the first place?? douchebag YDI
Juliiaaa 0
yes. i did know genius
fretforyerlatte 0
yeah especially if it's a teacher you obviously hate. wtf.
curryndricegirll 0
Yeah, my first question. It doesn't matter that you're friends with a teacher...you know to make yourself look like you have more friends...but with a teacher you hate? But I won't give you crap for posting it on accident. It's a good way to vent, and I can't say I haven't done something similar.