Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
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vicburnsred 0
you definitely deserve it. mind your own business
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.
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regine22joy 0
YDI OP
Sheepish 0
totally agree.
EpicPear 0
YDI for not just typing. " Penis" and then getting da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-- out.
I_R_Genius 3
No, more along the lines of " Breaking news, pedo bear strikes again, but this time on facebook, would you like to know more?"
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.
shaytards_fml 9
I love you #49 :)
jonan1212 5
bighead
starxshine 0
so true. I hate people like you, OP
funnyFMLSplz 0
Jonan bighead is in most of my users like my gt for xbox
SarahStarzz 0
how does she deserve it? I wouldn't miss a chance of pranking someone like that :D It's funny :P
xstaticdelta 6
she deserve it for getting caught like an anus
angryreimu 0
what is op?
doyougiveacrap 0
i agree with one ydi for use the word outrageous what is the the roaring 20's go away
fruitschinpo 0
i love you #54 ~
lucy9897 6
What did OP write that was so 'outrageous'?
Liruthewerewolf 5
ikr wat iz op
mathow 3
Original poster
FweakofCydonia 40
Original Poster.
vicburnsred 0
you definitely deserve it. mind your own business
Acousticpixie14 6
Well not to mention, he shouldn't have assumed that someone just left it up. As I was reading this I was thinking, "Maybe they just went to the printer or to grab a book they looked up." In a public library, if there's anything on the computer screen, you assume it's in use and leave it alone.
Kukua 5
I do this to my students all the time. I'm a trainer at a company with strict rules about leaving computers unlocked for confidentiality reasons, so when they do, I flip the image on their screen upside down. Very few people know how to fix that. :)
freelife571 4
control + alt + any arrow of choice = oh no! a flipped screen
prince122 0
he could also sue you for messing with his computer. and lie by saying he was purchasing something and you tried to steal his credit card number and shit.
Clarice1 9
Hey, thanks for teaching me that :]
Acousticpixie14 6
CTRL + ALT + ARROW does not work on all computers and all screens. Just an FYI. If the computer has Windows, you can do it through the Settings.
RUSH777 0
Are you kidding? I'm in grade 10, and I know how to do that, as well as the vast majority of kids I go to school with.
Yousuck24 21
They should of changed the password :)
DarkHelmet 10
Sounds like u got an ass whoopin comin
LuxAeterna_fml 0
?
dragonaair 5
FACEbook? Lame.
LifeSucksbtw 0
u I'll bae lammme fus smush iss su coliousz
Flamehog9 0
caseis, it looks like you're, *puts on glasses* retarded. YYYEEEAAAAAHH!
damselchelle 4
karma. hurt, don't it?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Don't, karma. Hurt?
iliketurdles 7
Hurt, karma. don't?
jonseyop 0
don't hurt karma
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Or?
allmidnighteyes 11
Don't hurt it, karma!
shibbywan 0
combo breaker
Flamehog9 0
this should be on sirinz.
ProudToBeAussie 0
YDI. sorry, but you do...
tardis99 0
While this is mildly embarrassing, this was also a learning opportunity. Instead of saying "FML," you should have either laughed at yourself and apologized, or else just have ridden the situation out with the alacrity of a bombast.
gpg5 19
It automatically adds the "today" and the "FML"
allmidnighteyes 11
People who like to read, people who do research, people who do homework, people who don't have their own computer/internet, etc. This is especially true for high school and college-aged students :P
PeteyPablo12308 20
You shouldn't have messed with it at all, but if you had to do something, you should've logged out for them.
sexy_lola21 0
that's the common sense thing to do but apparently he lacks the common courtesy
misscalimar 10
Thats what you get for trying to teach random people lessons.
Jiplo 18
Today's lesson: How to be a douchebag.
justinfailz 0
hmm interesting situation here's a thought don't touch other peoples facebook or there gonna be like WTF IMA FIRING MAI LAZAR on your ass