Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
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Comments (76)
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Obviously mommy knows nobody can love her little schnookums like she can.
Chris93Jones 20
I just cringed.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
reminds me of South park , Erics mom xD
ahd94 21
She sounds like a ****, so it's probably a good thing y'all aren't together anymore. Silver lining OP :)
bingbongbingbong 11
Watch Your language there are children on this app
AntiPrude 26
Agreed, what a bitch. It takes a lowly coward of a person to humiliate someone they supposedly had feelings for by publicly distributing private details of their relationship.
karaaa_xo 10
Yeaaaah, I don't think it was an accident. She's just a bitch.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
timss4 19
My thoughts exactly lol
KimmyCupZ 21
Exactly the first thing I thought of when I read this FML :)
Karma_Geddon 36
My first thought was that it was mean of the mum to 'like' it depending on what the message actually said. If her aim was to embarrass him as much as possible maybe insults like her 'reasons' for dumping him were made. I would think my mum was being a bitch if she liked something like that about me.
DanielleinDC 34
I was actually thinking the same thing myself. But that's a classless move, breaking up over Facebook, even if she did mean to send it in a private message. You're well rid of this nasty person.
itskaybytheway 10
ouch. A break up through fb message wouldn't be any better either. I'm sorry. Did you at least delete it from your wall?
BTF989 20
I don't know about you, but I rather get dumped through messaging than on my wall. At least it wouldn't be shown to everybody.
yahoowizard 16
Well thank you captain 21.
raytyler26 16
Well, shit.
ambitiousnygrl 17
I'd say so.
bayliebug 14
): So rude to post that publicly. Sorry you got dumped OP.
WeWontStop 3
Thats not rude?
bayliebug 14
What #12? I was saying that dumping someone publicly is rude.
SweetasCandy0609 28
It also shows that she didn't care enough to do it in person it's beyond rude it's just flat out cruel.
CaitiieBuggs 23
Back in the age of MySpace my ex dumped me over a comment. It does suck, and it is rude- but OP, it just shows how classless she is and doesn't reflect anything bad on you.
tulha 12
Well at least now you know she's a bitch if u didn't already :)
WeWontStop 3
That wasn't an accident. Sorrynotsorry
awkwardturtl3 3
maybe it wasn't accidental