Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
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Comments (165)
artisticlicense 0
I dont normally say YDI but you do on two levels: First for doing it on Facebook- such a risky place. Second for not realising that Facebook sends you notification emails- didnt you realise that long ago already?
alicks_fml 0
YDI and you're an idiot for posting it, and you're even MORE of an idiot for saying "on accident" instead of "by accident". Buffoon.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
THANK YOU. It drives me crazy when people say "on accident" instead of "by accident." Auugh! ...Anyway...
fmylifeandurs 0
NEVER ADD UR TEACHER ON FACEBOOK what u dont have friends or sumthin
Ilovelife07 0
wow, who the F doesn't know that? has no one ever written on YOUR wall?
redbluegreen 41
Nothing on the internet can ever truly be deleted. Keep your rants inside your head, it's better that way. YDI for not knowing how Facebook works.
timbo2468 0
Dumbshit
121842 0
You are an IDIOT for venting there
aback 5
Fast forward 20 years to you writing an email about what a douche your boss is, then accidentally forwarding it to everyone in the company.
pureamber 0
FHL FOR HAVING A FACEBOOK & ADDING STUDENTS.
yorkiegirl1691 0
Did you graduate? A lot of us added the younger teachers on fb after we graduated. We weren't allowed beforehand, and we shouldn't be. Hopefully this happened after you graduated and don't have to worry about passing anymore, ha. If not, fyl.