Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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thrawg 0
lol
Xero3g 5
Did your friend agree to the offer?
TheLetterZero 7
Moron, use the reply system to reply to someone directly, not get your comment higher up on the page.
hi5534 3
lol
Xero3g 5
Why? Besides, it's just so easy. It takes me right to the box.
toch040 0
you don't do it coz it's spamming u chucklefucker
sheehan35 2
i agree with 26. it saves time
thenewgirl29 20
Hahahaha
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
randomguy1millon_fml 0
he should admit his gayness and come out with it
xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
toastyumm 1
That's how it's done.
KumoFF7 3
lol@u
rc024 0
Holy shit what a little bitch lol jk but no really you should get her back 10xs worse now that would be funny
ImaEachJoo 0
i would kill my sister if she did that
doctorbob 0
ya same here thats just cruel
padfoot_fml 0
I would seriously kill her
RoxRoidz 0
No, that's times five. Your supposed to be going for ten.
clairesucks 37
Bro's, take a joke and get her back. Violence is never the answer
xHaniffax 0
Your sister is a twat I too know what it's like to have a younger brother/sister don't worry, there are many of us out there I wish I was an only child FML FYL Feveryonewhohasalittlebro/sis'Ls
milgalo 0
I'm a little sister, but I'd never do anything that bitchy to my brother. O_o That's just ******* crazy.
xHaniffax 0
I don't know how old you are, but I'm pretty sure when you were young, you ruined your older brother's life, but you just didn't realise it. or you did.
nightDREAMERms 6
@#7 Here, Here!
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
hate that.
coldplaylive2003 0
My little brother did basically the same things to me over text when he stole my phone
sonicfury 0
that sucks my brother did that but I caught him and stopped it fyl