Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
neonokku 0
Yikes Try 1's idea cept #3 = backstab those bitches!
White667 0
Right, if he wasn't the sorta person who looked at private messages of others, maybe they'd actually like him.
what_the_fail 0
#1 wins for the south park reference
aiden0515 0
well time to change her password
comeonnow1989 0
save the emails, blackmail them. get new friends. in that order.
isantorin 0
I don't get how this would work as blackmail.
comeonnow1989 0
if they cared enough to hide the deceit, then there's something there. guilt trip, if not black mail.
RedGiant 0
Uhm, what? What? She already knows they hate her. What is she gonna say, "Do what I want or I'll tell myself what you said about me!"
123sploosh 0
FTW red giant
EvieAngel 0
Why don't you go and tell them. Don't be a wimp! Getting them back is going to prove a point on why they hate you! Just go straight up to them and break up your friendship. And btw maybe she left that up so you'd get the point. I've gone thru this too - except I heard them talking.
Rayn4u_fml 0
A very long...(secret)...message? Guess not ^^
Carriah420 9
OP is a GUY..
life_goes_onnn 0
First Step: Change yourself. Second Step: Get new friends.
frostie 0
Well, try and see what they said about you, and try to improve yourself from what they said about you. There's no such thing as a perfect friend. How can you tell if someone really is a good friend? They might treat you really well, and then all of a sudden be retarded, and just ditch you and lose contact with you for no reason. Also think before you talk, because you might have said something that got your friend pissed off at you in the first place e.g. making insensitive jokes, trying to be funny but coming off as an ass to her etc etc
UndeadMetalhead 0
thats what you get for snooping lol
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
ohreally123 0
I doubt that was an accident
BikerMike 0
Should have ****** with her facebook account. Changed profiles, sent nasty emails to her other friends, posted naked pics, etc....
RoseCuba 0
Where's she gonna get naked pics of her friend?
equinoxe_fml 2
Ouch. Were the things they said true? If so, try and improve these points. And either way, get new friends!
Reality_bites 14
Thats ****** up. Not only is she insulting you by bitching about you behind your back but she's using your computer and internet to do it too. It may be that you do need to improve some character traits that you have, but its rude of her to bitch to everyone rather than than let you know what she doesnt like. You should change details on her page and send lots of random friend requests to people.