Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
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badumdum 0
I see no problem with this
banger12 0
F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.
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Comments (51)
badumdum 0
I see no problem with this
The_Pleb 0
Dammit I was never good enough to join the Harry potter club at my school.... :( FML
penizulaface 0
Exactly. What the ****? how is this a negative thing? ... this would kinda turn me on. infact, send me his number. ill be happy to fly on his broomstick. *bu dum bum pshhh*
TheLadleQueen 0
There're worse clubs he could join. Harry Potter is freaking awesome, deal with it.
banger12 0
F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.
Meggehx 0
yeah, this is more of a YLIA
Kylias 6
I'm jealous. :'D
j3319 0
so??
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
this is going to be one of those stories that make it to the top fml i agree fyl
AndelleRae 9
Ehh, I really don't think this is an FML. At least it's a well written, interesting series that's made for both adults and children. Now, if there were a Twilight club and he were a member of it, I'd suggest you look up the term "beard." THAT would be an FML situation.
ch3mistryyg33k 0
This is NOT an FML.
Ashlile 0
See, that's just straight-out complaining. Get over yourself.
militarystyx 0
this isnt a fml, its a WIN