Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just what the world needs: another shit artist!
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣🤣 looks like you have a Jr. Poocasso on your hands just wait till they get ahold of a permanent marker,my daughter was a black girl for a summer once and the other child was a orange for a week (the orange colored permanent marker wash's off easier with white vinegar and mild dish soap mixed,wish I had known that for the first kid😂 )
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RichardPencil 32
Just what the world needs: another shit artist!
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣🤣 looks like you have a Jr. Poocasso on your hands just wait till they get ahold of a permanent marker,my daughter was a black girl for a summer once and the other child was a orange for a week (the orange colored permanent marker wash's off easier with white vinegar and mild dish soap mixed,wish I had known that for the first kid😂 )
dasin 18
thats one evil genius tosses up the room then cries so you wont be mad while luring you to the scene:)
BrotherPhil 35
Welcome to parenthood, part 2