whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
Sleep punching is a thing
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
ericane27
United States
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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kgurlswag 9
Am I the only one wondering why?!
SkoomaKi 28
Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.
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Comments (111)
Leslier_fml 4
I wonder what you did to deserve that because thats really ****** up.
TehBoulder 4
Was there a penis drawn on your face as well?
unknown_user5566 27
First thing I thought of was that it possibly could have been OP's girlfriend, and OP was saying another girl's name while dreaming. Not sure why my mind went there first, but if it's true, tell your subconscious to shut up, OP!
jayhawkchik 4
I'm sure you know why.
Calyx_fml 22
And the day got worse from there.
GoodToBeKing 6
Did you wake up *to* a punch in the balls, or *because* of a punch in the balls?
Pancakemines 0
Arrow to the knee. Fist to the nuts? :s
meethi1742 0
well, at least your day can't be more painful than that
StitchnLilo 24
Why does he deserve it? God people are dicks
rko3493 2
I don't know why, but you probably deserved it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If you don't know why, don't say it. We have no facts. It could have been his Douchebag friends or whatever.