Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
CaptBlood
Action - Reaction
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Rude awakening
Today, my wife woke me up by punching me in the balls. Apparently, while I was napping on the sofa, she came in and decided to lie with her head in my lap. While she was scrolling TikTok I sleep-farted on her head, so she punched me. I was asleep, so I feel like the victim here, I call bullshit! FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Anonymous
Stockport, United Kingdom
Broken equipment
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Top comments
shannon2348 14
why is she still your girlfriend? that's abuse. dump her.
DogStew 20
Don’t let her do that. If she can’t respect your balls then she needs to go.
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Comments (6)
shannon2348 14
why is she still your girlfriend? that's abuse. dump her.
DogStew 20
Don’t let her do that. If she can’t respect your balls then she needs to go.
BorderCount 5
And what, pray tell, did you do to deserve getting punched in the balls?
Inkoseh 33
It's going to take a lot more than that to not have kids. Maybe you should get into some bdsm to help!
Mungolikecandy 19
Did she just randomly punch you in the balls? If so that is not a good relationship.
slym12312425 9
Why did she punch you in the balls? More importantly, why is she not you ex-girlfriend after a stunt like that? Simply put, that's abusive behavior. If you woke her up by randomly punching her anywhere, your ass would be in a police car headed to jail within the hour.