whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
Sleep punching is a thing
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
ericane27
United States
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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kgurlswag 9
Am I the only one wondering why?!
SkoomaKi 28
Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.
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Comments (111)
LittleDevil01 4
you probably deserved it...
starflyer59 17
as a girl who is married to a man, I can honestly say the ONLY time anyone "deserves" it is when they're trying to rape someone or anything that extreme. normal everyday men do NOT deserve that kind of agony.
whosladygaga 7
Nobody deserves to be woken up by a punch in the balls.... If you had balls I bet you would feel the same way
KiddNYC1O 22
Hopefully the "morning wood" blocked some of the pain.
kimg0885 23
Who did it? My kid did that to my husband once.... She didn't know better which made it funnier
snapplecap281 19
Not sure if deserved it, or just unlucky....
twye 22
Must've done something bad last night..
evhrocks876 4
Haven't we all?
Marteeny23 19
Ummm haven't we all what? Woken up because someone punched us in the balls? I can say since I don't have them that it's never happened to me :/
kquelly 1
Wat did u do to deserve that?
Cats_R_Funny 0
That's what you get for falling asleep at a party... FYL
crazykid300 6
Been there
elephantom12 9
Duck face has to die.