whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
Sleep punching is a thing
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
ericane27
United States
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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kgurlswag 9
Am I the only one wondering why?!
SkoomaKi 28
Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.
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Comments (111)
rcgirl2 11
Well if a guy punched you in the balls punch them back.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
What if the 'guy' was actually his ninja ex-girlfriend, or Noor, or any woman for that matter?
TheDrifter 24
Then it's foreplay. If you're into that kind of thing.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Am I the only one who had a hell of a time opening this FML on the iPhone? And here I thought the iPhone had a good touch response :-(
Bonzer 2
No, it must be your phone. Im on the iphone and I got it first try.
elephantom12 9
Pro tip: click on the FML above or below and use the up or down arrow in the top right corner to get to the smaller FML's.
hurrican_fml 0
That's a silly way to wake up. Try getting an alarm clock.
gabrayal 10
this was the top comment of another fml. the one that said that the guy woke up to his car being stolen.
kerr888 0
So? Who cares?
kerr888 0
I'm talking to Gabriel or Whtever
madamazinDana45 6
Wow talk about am alarm clock
madamazinDana45 6
Well an alarm clock
olpally 33
A punch to the balls... That person must love you! I got kicked in the balls with a girl's heel... Could always be worse op... Then again, that's horrible no matter how you get hit there. Fyl :/
Archay 13
I think that's a fetish getting kicked in the balls I don't know for certain. Well I guess rule 34.
olpally 33
If it's a fetish.. That's a pretty horrible one... Lol
olpally 33
I imagine op saying what your profile pic is saying... Lmao
gman90210 18
How do you see OPs profile or pic? I can't on my iphone
ebonyirony 29
He's gonna puke.
JustKittyKat 24
Anyone wonder if perhaps he deserves this? O.o I mean, you'd have to be below scum to punch someone in the balls...especially as a wake up! What did you do?! We need details!
whosladygaga 7
In this case, I didn't do anything the person who committed the crime didn't have a reason they just felt like being a dick.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I hope you put the perpetrator to sleep, if you know what I mean.
hockeyoceancity 13
Tuck him in and read him a night time time story? I was thinking it too! That'll teach the person!
Jordan740 6
29 - Please elaborate.
kerr888 0
No I don't what do you mean? Seriously?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
K.O. That's all I have to say.
kerr888 0
Well I guess u will not be spreading your seed very soon
comeatmebroo6254 1
I kinda wish more FMLs explained why they happened.