Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
turtlegrl66 11
At least you can see an upside!
julieseattle 4
Oh Noooooo!!
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Comments (139)
julieseattle 4
Oh Noooooo!!
sexylegs17 5
Sorry OP, that's sucks:/
yamatelle 19
Now I can just imagine the Cool Aid guy busting through the wall saying "ohhhhhhh yeaaa!!!"
muhaidib 2
it should be shaved anyways... pubes are disgusting !
Livinia 11
#21, you shouldn't really be saying that pubes are disgusting. It's a personal preference if someone removes their hair down there. Some people prefer it gone, some don't.
MissFukMyLuck 0
it's not YOUR pubes. so who gives a shit 21?
YourEvilHero 12
I don't go down unless you keep yo grass cut, lol
Trupe 3
So am I the only one whos scared to sneeze while peeing? Because the last time I did, I pissed everywhere....
sparky_daisy 5
Lmao! For once being a girl gives us a bathroom advantage! The mental picture had me in stitches
peasonearth 8
#37 is quoting a song lol no reason to tumb down
YourEvilHero 12
it's just a line from a lil Wayne song...
zoomboom 0
I hate when that happens!
samammynanny 0
Y would u b chewing gum naked?????
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
54- your right, no one will see probably why they should get to work. Shave that shit!! No one want's to find big foots missing toe when they pull down your nickers. Lol I had to. I know it's a personal choice so save it and enjoy the joke.
a_nutritionist 10
even if 37 wasnt quoting a song, they did express it as an opinion. there was no "you must shave" comment, and theyre entitled to have a preference. its not just those who think you can do what you like that have the right to express their views.
NicNax007 0
Yep i agree! You may make the choice to keep your ball fro, I will make the choice to not touch you in any way shape or form until you weed whack it! In my opinion pubes are nasty! I already floss my teeth with dental floss thanks!
NyasiaL 0
Omgggg!
a_nutritionist 10
...you wont touch someone in any way shape or form until they shave their pubes? thats excessive, and in no way what i was suggesting. you need help.
turtlegrl66 11
At least you can see an upside!
lovejdbieber 0
oh yer, glass half full ha. who chews gum on the toilet? sucks to be u cause u sneezed
Lucie_love 4
Can't tell if #70 was thumbed down because of the grammatically incorrect comment or because of who 70 is in general...
reallytho3 11
I think who #70 is explains the dumass comment...
coolp3rson 0
it may be there for seven years
FeedMonkeyking 4
Pretty sure that's a fetish. Or will be.
joanjett 0
Pube chewing fetish?
NeonBlack 0
RULE 34
mike101abc 0
No exceptions!
sparky_daisy 5
how crude
takeapieandrun 9
Thanks for the mental image, but try trimming them...
sparky_daisy 5
Oops... good shot! & hey the siliver lining may just be that you've found the right look for you
Sunny_Eclipse 6
*silver Nice one.
astarazhna 1
Good point! Yayayay
alpaquette91 9
Good reason for a trim?
miserypoison 13
Surprise present!
aPieceOfFruit 16
ew......ew.......
Grauncho 27
Shut up. You look like a fat Justin Bieber.
stevenJB 25
BAHAHAHAH^
mrahhhhh 21
Enjoy your pubes while you still can. They'll be coming off your body very soon, one way or another.
Soloman212 28
Any tips on how to get the most out of your pubes? For OP, gum in specific, maybe.