LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Shitty day
Agoura Hills, United States
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
foojew93
United States
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Probably thought you had a banana in your pocket.
Cynical_1 26
It was named Caesar wasn't it? Oh god no...it's starting!
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Comments (11)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Probably thought you had a banana in your pocket.
dabomsht123 3
Lol
Cynical_1 26
It was named Caesar wasn't it? Oh god no...it's starting!
pjsr 33
Best FML ever
Tripartita 45
Hmm, now may be the time to conduct a "Sandler test" as it's known by the medical community. It's basically a quick test anybody can perform to see if they're in an Adam Sandler film. Everybody above the age of 12 should do periodical Sandler tests.
barleyguy 17
That sounds like itd be a great story to tell your ki.. oops maybe not. jk jk. still tho be a nice way to break the ice in the future.
darshini_ii 24
That's a very smart money who knows how to grab the nuts
Talented73 54
Owww! That hurts no matter who does it!
C8H18 33
Why were you next to a monkey?
LennyComa 39
OP Here, I work in Africa and I was cooling down under a tree in the middle of the bush. The monkey appeared and started making noises that can only be described as "monkey noises". After maybe 10 or so seconds it lunged at me and as I tried to move out the way I got a monkey fist to the testicles, then it scarpered up the tree I was (at this point) kneeling under.
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
I got bit by one so I know the feeling