Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
ebonyirony 29
Nice one, Rocky.
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ebonyirony 29
Nice one, Rocky.
tellithowitis 13
If you just moved it up a little bit then it couldn't of been that hard of a blow....
SkoomaKi 28
I bet OP has an unusual deep voice too. It would totally keep up with the "Rocky" idea. #1 - By the way! Imperials are shit. Bretons are the best (Skyrim reference).
wannaplay 1
Rocky is the best
starbucksguy 16
24:- I dunno...the Khajit are pretty cool! And OP should be glad she isn't one of those...the claws would hurt like a bitch!
lopsop 12
And his right arm with a devastating 2000 psi punch- arman drajo!
SkoomaKi 28
#54 - +10 Conjuration, +5 Alchemy, Illusion, Restoration, Alteration, Speech Dragonskin : Absorb 50% of magicka from hostile spells for 60 seconds. Magic Resistance : Breton blood grants a 25% resistance to magic. ^ This is a Breton. It's the best my friend, for all types of players. (I'm a nerd, I know!) I've just realized, if OP's arm is dead or "asleep" then how the hell did she punch herself?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#11 Best profile ever. It made my day :)
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#11 Best profile ever. It made my day :)
starbucksguy 16
59:- I'll give you that...but how can you not live playing as a cat?!?
ollallie 0
This has happened to me twice bro I know it sucks haha
SW500 13
I always hate doing that, glad my arms don't fall asleep that much. And @SkoomaKi, I quite prefer Nords.
Link5794 18
Argonians, anybody?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I prefer Nords for Skyrim because I like to be the race whose country the game is set in. I was a Dunmer in Morrowind and an Imperial in Oblivion...original, I know.
bunniex1 11
62 nice profile pic ;)
SkoomaKi 28
Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
Da_Bauss435 8
I know I have
_Peppermint_ 34
Its a lady.
elephantom12 9
It makes no difference peppermint, both genders can **********.
rattusrattus 19
It's theoretically possible, but you spend a lot of time poking yourself in places where it is painful to poke. So it feels like someone else who has no idea what to do is doing it.
olpally 33
Doesn't matter, just **********...
challan 19
The stranger!! A classic! ;)
iNewKid 20
Family guy!!
starbucksguy 16
If in doubt, crack one out?
TheSgLeader 21
She's a female.
ALlamaOnFire 20
I fail to see how this works but have a fun time explaining the bruise:)
forest1wolf 9
Maybe a case of dead arm I've done it before when I woke like at midnight still asleep haha hit myself in the face then fell back asleep
yupitssoph 18
Well then. That's unfortunate.
22cute 17
Your arm is not a morning person. Sounds like my daughter.
bigdog57_fml 9
I feel your pain, for I have done this so many times OP
Killuhk 8
I feel asleep lying on my back with both arms behind my head before...I couldn't move or get up bc both my arms from my shoulders down were completely asleep. I embarrassingly had to yell to get help from my sister. So OP with that being said, I feel your pain
Isoldael 27
Your abs and legs were asleep too?
angelofsaturn 23
lol wait until you have to go to the bathroom and try to wipe with that hand.
DocBastard 40
Clearly you interrupted the aliens before they had finished their mission which was, of course, to punch you in the face. Mission accomplished.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
That's one way to wake up your arm!
perdix 31
Your arm wasn't sleeping -- it was in ninja ambush mode. The way it struck would make Noor proud.
Tali147 16
Maybe it WAS Noor. She was so fast, the OP thought it was their own arm. Is possible, yes?
ryanLinke 4
brilliance