whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Wakey Wakey!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
Sleep punching is a thing
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
ericane27
United States
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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kgurlswag 9
Am I the only one wondering why?!
SkoomaKi 28
Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.
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Comments (111)
makenzie1322 0
Oh my goodness. Why? And I'm sorry that you did, I hope you are okay! :)
leoncheesecake 5
Double punch to the nuts!!!!!
demonpyro 4
Was it a pleasant punch to the balls?
makenzie1322 0
I don't thanks any hit to the balls would be pleasant to a gay... Just sayin.
leopardeye 0
Good name for a song. "A Punch in the Balls"
Elpodolsky 1
My condolences for your unborn child mate! Why would somone wish you that bad?
CooganLee 0
Oh dear that must have hurt! Why did it happen?
someguy314159265 15
Details, please? I can't tell whether you deserved it or not.
whosladygaga 7
The culprit did not have a reason, the person just felt like being a dick.
ropeandneck 7
once I woke up with an arrow in the knee... :/
Nederlander95 14
This needs a follow up.
ryanvoiselle 5
Enough said