Today, I spent almost 1000$ on an ex girlfriend, not because I wanted to, I was court ordered. She had her child with a guy who was already married, and told the government that I was the father. This was 2 years after she stole my credit card and maxed it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, we got the bill from our lawyer. She'd recommended taking my common-law wife's ex-husband to court for child support, so we went to court and won. The judge awarded us over $8300! The bill came to $18,000. FML
Today, my daughter took her ex to court for child support. After the judge was done, she ended up having to pay support to him, and since she was the one who took him to court just for money, her ex now hates her and will make sure to collect every penny he’s owed, even though she only works part time. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my daughter is such a greedy idiot. Her ex was voluntarily giving her over £1000 for the kid but she decided she wanted more, and dragged him to child support court. She’s now only getting about £500 and her ex, who formerly had a great relationship with her, now hates her guts. Idiot. FML
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I was ordered to pay most of my income in child support to my ex. We weren't ever married and her kid is not mine! We lived together for two years until we realized we weren't compatible, then she sued me when we split. I'm now paying more than her kid's rich-ass dad. How the fuck is this fair? FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
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randybryant799 21
Wait. We're supposed to believe the court is making you pay child support without first doing a paternity test??? I think you'd better get a lawyer. I've never heard of such a thing.
Hangryko 32
Paternity test?
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randybryant799 21
Wait. We're supposed to believe the court is making you pay child support without first doing a paternity test??? I think you'd better get a lawyer. I've never heard of such a thing.
Pink_Turnips 14
this would be possible if his name was on the birth certificate. but if the baby was born years prior, i dont see how OP makes sense.
wysegirl 24
This does happen. I've heard it from some of the guys I've worked with over the years. Courts seem to favor the moms.. I've watched some good guys get destroyed because of this.
Glitterbaby2613 20
dude get a lawyer, and of you can't afford one just get one to do it for you pre bono
Hangryko 32
Paternity test?
D J's MOM 17
a DNA paternity test is cheeper. try it.
SJKatt 15
Look, even if everything was stacked against you; name on the birth cert, judge hates you, ex-gf lying - you should have immediately and continuously demanded a paternity test. If you 100% know it's not yours, counter sue. Slap a paternity test into the mix and see what happens.