Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
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justmethough 8
Just go with it..
TehShowstopper 6
you dont tell them that though
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justmethough 8
Just go with it..
yupitssoph 18
1-your icon is my spirit animal.
wannaplay 1
You can walk the zombie walk, but can you talk the zombie talk? Eeeeeuuuuahrhghy Braaaaaiinnnnss
sweetness17 7
just wait until thriller comes on and go crazy. then you'll have an excuse.
italiancows 8
LOL! Remember when that song was the most popular song ever known to man? Wow good times... Amd kids even listen to ti these days too! (I was on my 12 year olds ipod touch and found the song in her secret folder)!!!
betty_white 12
65 - you have a twelve year old and you're only 18 ... how did you manage to do that ?
ICastillo 25
Ya just go with it and every time you go to parties just wear the costume and zombie dance man.
ladyLALAA 29
65, I remember when the Backstreet Boys did a zombie video. Yay, 90's kids!
adzz90 16
65- iPods don't have secret folders
shellz102 12
You were just that good!
italian_cows 4
74- twelve year old SISTER!
italian_cows 4
79- Theres an app for that!
the_hungry_one 10
I would have done that
TehShowstopper 6
you dont tell them that though
lopsop 12
You don't say they are and you don't say your joking. Just laugh and don't say anything when they ask.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ they didn't ask anything
ALlamaOnFire 20
You need some new moves girl!
1215116a 14
You dance with your arms straight out?
Da_Bauss435 8
and gnawing on someone's head while she's at it
wannaplay 1
When you dance, you're supposed to have fun. Zombies have no expressions.
cheaptrix 6
Maybe OP did the thriller
melij99 5
Everyone knows that zombies have the best moves!
Nightwing98 22
The Dancing Dead? I smell a spin-off!
SkoomaKi 28
Well let's look at what we have achieved. People admire your dancing and you can zombie dance. So if there is a zombie apocalypse you can dance your way to safety through the hordes of the undead.
The_Hitdude 12
*Cue Thriller music*
Ohreo 2
An excellent compliment for both of you, my good sirs
ebonyirony 29
I have no rhythm. I can't even dance like a zombie.
perdix 31
You probably ought to limber up a bit before you go dancing. YDI for taking dance lessons at the Uptight White Guy School of Dance. Didja learn the overbite on Day One?
Enslaved 38
And here I thought you'd, instead, make a comment about the OP sounding like Elaine from Seinfeld.(:
LSS_fml 18
Elaine is an awesome dancer!!!
perdix 31
Nah, Enslaved, zombies can't do the thumbs and kicks with such spastic flare. A full-body dry heave, I believe her dance has been described.
PrincessPesa 20
Apparently OP could learn a lot from me.
Enslaved 38
Haha, 28. I saw that we posted at the same time, talking about Seinfeld. I never watched the show until recently. Now I know what everyone is talking about. :P Living under a rock is not fun!
renrooo 2
At least it made you look good as your character