Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
downlowtooslow
United States
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
a stupid jackass
New York, United States
Show off
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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The_Real_Cvh 10
Some people just deserve a regular high five in the face. Works better if you’re holding a brick.
RichardPencil 32
Now that you've established dominance, you need to make them bend to your will.
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The_Real_Cvh 10
Some people just deserve a regular high five in the face. Works better if you’re holding a brick.
RichardPencil 32
Now that you've established dominance, you need to make them bend to your will.
cuz803 46
Time to get you on powerslap. Dana White could use more contenders.