Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
ebonyirony 29
Nice one, Rocky.
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Comments (98)
Esha_Jay 3
This doesn't fall under category of FML unless you gave yourself a black eye... or something. But it still does suck.
amsalwajih 0
...how does that even happen?
guskaufman62 1
Never happened to me. At least your hand didn't bite your ear off like Mike Tyson...
firefighterjohn 9
been there done that haha it sucks
beatlesgirl2u2 15
This is a daily routine for me. Maybe not the face punching as much
Azail 15
TBeater perfect epic rap battles of history reference. That is probably my favorite epic rap battle of history.
helloandfuckyou2 1
Happens to me all the time..
zombiesgetme 4
Honestly, I've done it before, black eye and everything
d3athg0dd355 4
Been there done that except I was half asleep trying to roll on my back but my arm was asleep so I lifted it up and went to drop it, little did I know being half asleep I dropped it right onto my face. Being woken up by having dead weight smack you in the face ******* hurts!!!!
janerose21 3
don't wake the arm up, or it will punch u !!