Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
ebonyirony 29
Nice one, Rocky.
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Comments (98)
KhrystinaS 0
Im Sorrrry :( I hope your okay.
caeld 1
I did the same thing but I didn't know what happend because I was still half asleep
SanaSazi 32
Been there done that myself... FML
SonnyLicious 5
Sad to say....that's happened to me twice.
lmfb07 0
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SwtCherryPie 26
OMG I thought I was the only one that ever had this problem. There was about a week long period of time when I was pregnant that happened almost every night. Got myself good a couple times.
daydreamer995 0
Lmfao
plum_lovin 28
Where is this Chuck Norris thing going again? No offense to those who enjoy Chuck Norris jokes, movies, ect. But I personally think they are overrated... (later that night: "I'm sorry Chuck!!! Don't kill mm! Neck cracks...) And you all thought I was serious about them being overrated...Psh!
blueflame 2
I've done that before :$
G1ZZY 0
Your arm was probably in Do Not Disturb mode.