Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
mookie24 2
Not only is he a loser but he is dumb as well! If he was going to cheat he should have been more careful. Sorry
2cute4u_18 1
What a playa
jcp012000 5
Might have gotten mixed up in the wash
emit97 8
Salty...
GlitterBomb 5
If I were you, I'd stick them down his throat for being an asshole. If he then were to say they were his own but looked like he was lying, I'd tell him to tell his friends, and wear them out to show them. Either way he would no longer be my boyfriend! It's a dodgy situation whatever his excuse is.
coldashell 23
My wife buys panties and forgets that she did. I later get blamed for cheating when she folds her laundry.
hwns 2
listen to all the psycho females in here ranting on about what a scumbag he was.. yous are the reason why i left my psycho ex. she would leave panties or bras at my house or even in my car and id return them a week later, i was a loyal boyfriend and telling you all i did not cheat once the year and a half i was with her, and she would still 2nd guess me or look surprised when i hand them over to her... bitches like all of you who are gonna end up alone and depressed and hate men coz yous are all psychos !!
emersley12 0
Wouldn't you be worried if you found underwear in your girlfriends possessions? Don't be such a dick. Just because you were always loyal doesn't mean all the other guys are. These things happen even if you don't do it.
sugerbabe116 4
I normally get underwear with the same type of pattern just different colours so I don't forget it. :) just ask him where did he get them from and if he hesitates then he might be cheating but I don't think everyone on here should jump to conclusions
LovesKeoni_RIP 0
He better have a very reasonable excuse and some even better allies. :
gonad_gobbler 1
is it bothering anyone else that the last sentence in this post could be interpreted as the guy gave the girl underwear at an earlier time, yet she's never seen it? or is it just me?
metalsmith 0
Yes