Today, I went to the doctor's office for a regular check up. They found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, so I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was hickeys from my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
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sallygee 9
if you're old enough to have a boyfriend who gives you hickeys then you're old enough to not have your mommy in with you when you see the dr. ydi
Selene1090 26
My concern is that you're young enough to still have your mother in the room with you... Hopefully you are being safe.
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ahabsfan 17
I might have stuck to the skin disease story.
greenwichgal 15
that must have “sucked” the life out you
Selene1090 26
My concern is that you're young enough to still have your mother in the room with you... Hopefully you are being safe.
sallygee 9
if you're old enough to have a boyfriend who gives you hickeys then you're old enough to not have your mommy in with you when you see the dr. ydi
icemand90 17
how does a regular checkup involve showing your inner thighs, if not more? have i been doing it wrong?
smartjaguargurl 17
For girls after a certain age, a routine checkup includes a pelvic exam annually and Pap smear every 3 years
alycion 39
Some people skip using OBGYNs and just do all of that at their routine checkup. But I never had my mom in the room for the exam part. And being sexually scribe usually shows up on the exam, even if not discussed. Just didn’t need to leave a literal trail of evidence.
pins91 27
This ones old :(
Sonotsuave 37
This doesn’t make much sense unless you’re going for a gyno appt and that’s why they checked your legs and lowers. Girl be safe about what you’re doing if you’re that young
Susan Yee 9
Guessing she’s still a teenager since her parent still accompanying her.
KittyMack 13
OP what the heck is wrong with you? Have some dignity and have the decency to avoid making your doctor uncomfortable. When you have a pelvic exam booked, have the area fit to be seen, just like you wouldn't leave dirty socks lying on your floor when expecting houseguests. Be freshly showered, and no weird surprises like those hickies. If something comes up unavoidably, like the BF made a hickey before you could stop him, or you forgot about the appointment & let him (or something else was going on like early period), you could just rebook for another time.