Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
jingram116 0
Why didn't you get up and get your own underwear?? If it would've been reversed you would've told him to get it himself.
travs 0
it was a present either that or you both were really f*cked up last night and you don't remember if you bought underwear to show your boyfriend....your call
Rocky007 15
Good memory i can't remember what underwear I have on right now, let alone every pair I own.
perdix 31
They probably belonged to a previous girlfriend and he has been hoarding them until he found a good opportunity to give them to someone who could use them. Hoarders just can't throw anything away. To me, that's the most plausible story. PS, OP's boyfriend: If she buys this load of crap, you owe me big time, bro!
DoneItAll 0
uhh you were so waisted you forgot it was a threesome...??
NatBear2 0
Crazy, there was a guy that posted a few days ago that he had done this to his girlfriend- possibly the same guy? Lol
ImSoEffedUp 10
Hmmmm.... Somebody has a dirty lil secret....
kei1108 13
I'm sorry.. He's an idiot.
spacetravel 1
My initial reaction was "wow, guys are dumb" but then I realized if he didn't care to lose you then he probably didn't care for you to find out.
mountainlion36 0
omfg! WHAT A ****!