Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
Pentium_4 27
busted. what was his excuse? "surprise, i bought you new underwear!"
ShroomsOnAcid 17
"...from my other girlfriend!"
CaptainPickles72 18
"Happy Panty Day! It's like your birthday but with more panties"
MickGold 8
Oh, damn! That reeeally sucks! Maybe he was just being thoughtful and wanted to get you some new, cute undies...? Oh, who am I kidding? FYL :(
paradiseisland01 0
Omg I'm so sorry for you, but better finding out now then later. Know you can find the right one .
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
Don't think the worst... Maybe he has a fetish...
iDaniel525 8
Yes, I suppose keeping his ex-girlfriend's or mistresses panties is nothing to be worried about. Carry on, OP. Everything is perfectly fine.
llamafish 25
Were they at least somewhat clean?
SignUpisntcool 3
You never know, it could be your underwear,I mean you have been with him for two years, you just may not remember they were there.
silvergaze 1
I still remember what underwear I had when I was 8. I think she would remember 2 years back. Lol Go rainbow snoopy underwear!
kimmi41509 10
Yeah, and especially if they weren't the same size, that's just obvious.
Yari4life 3
From her username vsshopper, I gather she buy undies at victoria secret, possibly even that's the only place she buys from. If the underwear she was given was not from VS, then there's really no way out of that.
danielle25 15
everything happens for a reason. maybe he wasn't the right guy
ManWhatsoever 6
Yes, it's a sign to break up with him. I don't get it why girls/ guys feel upset when they break up with cheaters. In fact, they should be happy before it's too late. Just break up, with him and move on
danielle25 15
exactly.
SignUpisntcool 3
What's up with this "anti flood protection?" I hate it!
llamafish 25
Well we don't want the website to get water damage now, do we?
SignUpisntcool 3
True.
brohamas16 7
who knows he might have went out and bought u a pair of underwear as a surprise present
choshaki 8
Before dumping his ass listen to the whole truth and make sure you slap him as well. Seriously what could be a legit excuse?
diesel1226 0
Women don't want slapped by men even when they cheat so keep your ******* hypocritical hands to yourself. Its a 2 way street.
choshaki 8
32. You see this is FML and I can post my opinion and you can't do shit about it. :)
choshaki 8
32. By the way I was wondering are you OP's bf?
calivianya 29
Diesel1226 doesn't have to be the OP's BF to believe that domestic violence is never the answer.
fenixtorador1 11
It's probably her own stupid underwear that she left there a while ago, I'm 100% sure you don't keep track at what you leave behind at your bf's house.
Dracoboxer357 36
37- I can't? Oh really? (Looks at the thumbs down button) ;) 41- Agreed, either talk it out, leave him or don't. It shouldn't ever be a punch out contest. :p Even if you're furious with this person, you did love them at one point, that should count for something, like not hurting each other at the drop of a hat, IMHO..... 50- Probably spot on, simple logic wins. :)
silvergaze 1
Um...? The ************ [OP's man] deserves a rape in the ass with a spiked metal mace. I think that he would prefer a good slap. and its not like she was saying NO WOMEN NEED TO BE SLAPPED WHEN THEY CHEAT so calm your **** and adjust your jockstrap and maybe take a chill pill while you're at it.
silvergaze 1
51- You are 100% wrong. Haha I have a mental record of my underwear as well as 99% of other girls.
CaptainPickles72 18
"calm your **** AND adjust your jockstrap" ... shemale?
CaptainPickles72 18
#57- 2147865989859089807985985% of statistics are made up. I speak the truth, liar!
Shayners5565 3
God every girl is a bitch about things they have no background info on Like seriously Calm the **** down
max500 4
55/57- Stop commenting with your ignorant, self-centered bullshit. No one wants to hear it in case the multiple thumbs down weren't obvious enough.
poprocksss73 7
Today, I read a thread about some ignorant bitch encouraging domestic violence, and making up fake statistics despite everyone else shooting her down. 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back. FML