Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
a1f0sff 25
That would sound so wrong...
Damn_Hippster 11
Surprise! He bought you new underwear!
llamafish 25
Maybe they actually were. Perhaps they belong to his sister Brittany.
shanemaximo 7
I read FML's like these and I get jealous because I can't keep a mental record of my underwear. Am I the only one?!
silvergaze 1
It's a girl thing. We (besides the ugly chicks that wear moldy 12 year old granny panties even though they are like 20) have very colorful underwear and its very obvious when something isn't ours.
scottieclark 4
#45..Well you are kind of a biotch... Just saying
Llamacod 11
So what you are saying silver gaze is that all op's bf had to do was hand her colorful underwear and all would have been good?
alikayanna 0
She said it kind of rudely but 45 is right. Most women wear different colored and designed underwear and would know if a pair wasn't theirs. Something about each of them being unique makes it easy to spot a pair that isn't yours.
nublets 12
96- but if their all unique then doesn't that mean none of them are!?!
leogirl95 12
Classic
nava1210 12
29 - I see what you did there.
nava1210 12
29 - I see what you did there.
d_unsub 12
1- I bet OP would prefer to hear "it is my sister's" than "it is your's sister's"
allergylady101 0
I guess California girls are forgettable. Sorry Katy perry. :(
T1A2Z3 35
In fairness they could be. Maybe whoever did laundry got confused. These things do happen. It's not the most likeky option but I think OP should hear him out. It is also possible that an Exs underwear had been stuck somewhere for a long time and only appeared now, might have been dislodged by your activity? I'm just saying giving him a shot at explaining himself and definitely checking out his story is important.
Dwynes29 2
You need to fire him.
Krirn 21
>.>
memob123 0
Fire from what?
llamafish 25
Is it a paid position?
kittenvks 11
I thought that was illegal?
llamafish 25
Or did you mean fire him from a cannon?
BeccaHugs 17
Can you read or?
iDaniel525 8
Dwynes29, reading: you're doing it wrong.
Idonebeenhad 17
^
Topasofmagic 17
Krirn, your pic is perfect for the comment! XD
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
BruisedGiraffe 15
Perhaps they had a crazy night together along with their neighbor, Jolene. She just can't remember because it had almost literally blew her mind, making it hard to retain memories
bagoroth 2
Seems about right:)
Superstitious 6
That awkward moment when your girlfriend finds out that you wear women's underwear...
j_cat187 20
#74 he had more than just his mind blown.
crimsonprodigy 15
Simultaneous trigasm, sounds like a valid term.
j_rodge 4
Yes they also possibly had skid marks from the manikin at the store... Sorry OP
klorehore 24
time to move on to someone who deserves you. Hint; he doesn't.
LouisianaBob 9
They could be from a previous girlfriend too but that seems a bit of a stretch. Depends how often he cleans the room and how thorough he is I suppose.
demonmonkey 13
You should've used a : not a ;
Sarah_moustache 9
That my friends, is what we call a man-****.
Pentium_4 27
yay, i have a friend now!
Yak99 0
BACK OFF HE IS MINE!
jmalaer 5
I prefer man-*****, actually. **** is so degrading, I'm no tease, I get it in.
hogwartsbitches 6
Man *****
idontknowyou123 0
Woops sorry op those were mine
Jessic1 5
Ur such a loser and ur not even funny
Llamacod 11
Jessic1, you seem to be in dire need if an i.q. infusion as you cannot seem to spell worth a shit
HotPinkBrasRock 0
Omg bitch
HotPinkBrasRock 0
Joking
Marifer98 7
Or hes secretely gay?
CaptainPickles72 18
I see what you getting at. It's okay everyone, I have explored the mind of idiots before and I will explain to you this person's thought process underwear she didn't remember--> must be his--> he wears panties--> he's gay. Hate to break it to ya, but a lot of straight guys wear girls underwear, just like some straight guys cross-dress. It's does mean they're gay, you're only gay (or bi) if you are attracted to the same sex. THE MORE YOU KNOW *a star floats across the screen*
Marifer98 7
It was a suggestion i never said i didnt understand the concept. I have heard of stories where this has happened. Im not stupid. Oh and 2 take a joke people
Llamacod 11
Pickles, I prefer "now you know and knowing is half the battle. GO JOE"
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
86- ... when was there a 1 ... ? o.o >.>
benmec 18
You could've smelled them for sweaty ball sac or tunafish. Hello!!!
Jelliott20 2
Maybe they were a surprise gift?
CDeCam 9
I'm not sure what would be worse, if they were another woman's or if he just secretly likes wearing women's underwear. I'm gonna go with him secretly liking wearing women's underwear.
MurphyS94 4
I'd rather find out my boyfriend of 2 years had a slightly odd fetish than find out he cheated on me. Might just be me though...
Cazzybum 11
Same, Murphy, being a bit kinky is nowhere on the same level as cheating.
mightymo 0
I'm going to have to agree.
danielle25 15
SURPRISEE!
travs 0
thats a good one