Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Inked2009 0
That sucks, hopefully you broke up with the loser.
Random_Poster 0
Don't worry, maybe they were HIS! FYL even more!
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Inked2009 0
That sucks, hopefully you broke up with the loser.
blink182rocks 0
YDI for being a women.
aupilot 0
I guess I'm trying to figure out how so many panties ended up in such an odd spot. Not once have my partner's ended up behind the bed. In my experience, clothes usually end up next to the bed (or in it). Who throws things backwards? (That's a serious question...I want to know if this happens to anyone else.)
sickinlove13 0
No, that's never happened to me. Usually me and my boyfriend throw our clothing on the sides of the bed or at the foot of the bed. We've never thrown it behind us.
viperstrike05 0
If you had lost another pair back there and never noticed, what's to say they weren't from a relationship years before he met you? How often do you really think it gets cleaned back there?
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
YDI for having blink182rocks commenting on your FML.
audiogasmic 0
this just makes no sense. wtf? OP-it's "fiance" since you're referring to a guy... but anyways, that really sucks and i'm sorry that happened. at least you hadn't married him yet.
girlfriendinacom 0
I hate the word panties.
SittingInTheSky 6
Maybe he stripped her and through the clothes over her shoulder- That's what I do as I like the Turkish way of having sex- a lot more romantic. And a lot more... pornographic.
Scoty12C 6
I love the word panties, it's/they're sexy ;) and the right pair with the right woman makes a work of art, truly.
Random_Poster 0
Don't worry, maybe they were HIS! FYL even more!
_Noon_ 0
Hahaha, yeah, they're both equally upsetting xD
thabeast 0
wedding presents??? its the only happy possibility
GrapefruitZoe 0
They weren't his. The fiancee is a woman. If she were engaged to a man, she would have said "fiance". So I figure, they could easily be the fiancee's.
lagodfatha 0
she was saying the op's fiancé was a cross dresser dumb ass the op just spelled fiancé wrong
IPityTheFool 0
116 this whole situation wouldn't be the same if op was male and found other guys boxers
pugpuggy 21
One was OP's, one was the fiancé, and the last was somebody else's.
Fyourlife8o8 0
wonder who it could be? divorce anyone
Failzoid 0
They're .. not married yet
Polionixon 2
Well you are from Tennessee.... lol
BleedingAssassin 0
LOL! Is that suppose to mean that if ur from the south, u will be cheated on?
xClarkGable 0
hahahaha. Ydi for calling them panties.
biancagolden 0
Undergarments?
jjenniferr05 0
Knickers?
penizulaface 0
pants? bananahammocks?
666HailSatan666 0
Penis?
boatkicker 5
Undies? (haaha knickers made me laugh)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
"panties" has always sounded so creepy to me
Squidipus 0
Sadly, this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long time.
paperfox_fml 0
Completely agree. Panties is the nastiest word ever. It's the sort of thing a dirty old man would whisper as he furiously masturbates into a sock to the thought of schoolgirls... I feel dirty just typing it.
fyourlife33 0
skivvies? yep this group of comments is the best thing on fml in weeks
christopherlove 0
Underpants? Underpants always sounds ridiculous to me. I call them panties. Then again, I'm a pervert.
genius_man16 1
wtf is wrong with panties? You guys are weird. I usually just say underwear, but really? "Panties is a creepy word" do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? also: Britches.
mrfreak219 3
#5 so she deserves to get cheated on whilst shes engaged just because she called them panties
samilyjo101908 0
you're dumb as fuckkk.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Anddd you're smarttt becauseee you add a tonnn of lettersssssss to your wordssss. Yep.. Took twice as long to type that than something actually literarily correct.
warhorse57 0
Good for him. You probably been holding out on him anyways.
prego_05112012 10
Ummm, excuse me? Even if she was "holding out" , that does not give ANY man the right to cheat. EVER.
ZeroSoldier 6
Or woman. Don't forget woman.
Jmtsis96 0
Wow. What color were they? Were they mine?.....LOL jk bit really FYL
bananapajama 0
hmmm... they may have been your fiancee's, seeing as a fiancee is a female. I think you might have meant to call him your fiance? Might wanna get that figured out.
RantingSidekick 0
Um, yeah. #9 For the win.
waterynuggets 0
Probably a spelling error.
letitbe56 0
I'm glad someone else caught this! Don't lots of people take French in high school? It can be useful sometimes, folks.
Bathory_fml 0
No, it can't. =P
4dakill 0
frog legs
Saturn_fml 23
don't forget the accent: fiancé ;)
theta_fml 0
I call bullshit. There was one exactly like this not to long ago. The only difference was the guy picked up the wrong pair.
_Noon_ 0
Maybe that was written by the owner of one of the other pairs of panties xD
wbrycem 0
And we all know there's no such thing as similar occurrences. Everything on earth only happens once, and every time you hear another story similar to it, it's gotta be fake. Right.
theta_fml 0
Why yes. That's exactly right.
newguy_fml 0
everything does only happen once. its obvious.
nuked 0
This exact same story is on here somewhere. I'm not saying that it is a false FML, but as there already is another story worded in much the same way, this one should be deleted.