Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
madison8895 11
Ouch.
grannygruber 6
Maybe they were his. :)
Sumo69 9
Probably just his sisters I wouldn't to worry about it
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe they were his.
ohboyfml22 0
Damnit I knew I left my underwear somewhere ... I'll pick them up later ...
musicluvr2000 11
Umm he bought you new underwear? Trying to be positive.
calivianya 29
Question: he just handed them to you... you woke up next to him... had he gotten up, or was the strange piece of underwear in the BED with you two? If it was, that's jacked up.
lostlove92 4
lol that really suck for u!!
AgaveLoco 5
XL size?
coffeechick 1
I kept thinking he gave you underwear that had already been worn and puked a little in my mouth. Dump the ass. Hes cheating.
iceblue_fml 0
I was thinking along the same lines, what would be really nasty is if they were dirty and OP wore em anyways.