Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
PaperCandles 0
A lot of fml's seem to have this common theme going...
bjobabygirl 12
Ha well break up with him the on to the next one girl
hateevryone 15
he's cheating
Omniscientus 3
He could be cheating and he could just have bought you some that he likes and secretly tried to give them to you from fear of you not liking them. Hey, anything is possible.
jansdo 1
So the question is: why would you put on underwear you haven't seen before? Did you get dressed in the dark.
gardenwhipped3 14
It's a Trap!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Confront it and likely dump it. What a scumbag.
ZeroIce 12
Do you know how many FML's there are about "not beong my underwear." there are?
lusciouslucille 6
I saw the reverse story of this..I'm guessing if it was a thong, your (ex) boyfriend has an FML too
mollypop35 28
Drama drama drama