Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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Top comments
cyndee_2010 0
i hope she dumped you
lemonkid44 0
sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually
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Comments (148)
cyndee_2010 0
i hope she dumped you
donttalkshit 0
yeah op you deserve that.
Monstee 2
Rofl..
jacobs_double 0
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what if say, he has a roommate, and the roommate's girl left it there? then it's not his fault...
thedaish 0
So either you're a cheater, or your girlfriend's a lesbian.
funnynesh 10
Just because there was another pair of panties, doesn't mean OP cheated on his girlfriend. Ever heard of an ex?
lemonkid44 0
sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually
SarcasticSteven 0
i feel the same way
intothecrypt 3
Saying sorry and then stating that you have no sympathy for him makes sense, right?
youjustmademelol 4
Wait so that means you cheated... You worthless scum get off this forum
BoltTheSuperdog 22
PLOT TWIST: It was really OP's bisexual girlfriend that was cheating on HIM!
redonkulon 2
That means the other girl left your place commando. You should probably stick with that one anyway.
Girlssuck 0
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Been there but I live at home so I would say that shot got mixed up in my laundry maybe it's my moms or my brothers girlfriend LOL
DenBriZel 31
So you'd cheat, get caught, and then lie your way out of it... Classy.
omg123 0
I have so many things to say but......not cool, how would you feel if she handed you the wrong underwear? Actually, you probably would not care.
supafly208 0
glad you got caught
SwampThing 0
I hope you get leprosy
xPedobear 0
that's nice
beth_ebdon 6
Too harsh
ifuckuprandomly 28
Calm down, he isn't Hitler!
midnyte 0
You were saving it for her birthday and it was supposed to be a surprise? Oh wait, maybe that was in a movie once...
suyci 0
haha in ur face moron!
wafflemonger 0
I've never understood how people leave undergarments at other people's places after a one-night stand. Can someone explain this to me? I feel naked and weird if I'm walking out in public without a bra and/or panties.
Isoldael 27
Maybe they had a clean pair with them ^^
XxQuartersxX 14
To be honest, I really like going commando. Lol