Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
GlitterBomb 5
I saw it as that was the first time she had ever seen it, now you say that though...
MrsUresti 8
Just say NEXT!!!!! :))
gracehi 33
Probably thinks he's a player. No, he's just a cheater. The difference? Players keep much better track of whose panties belong to whom.
CaptainPickles72 18
Nope, a player* is someone who just screws around, and doesn't date anyone. Especially for 2 years. A cheater* is a person who has a girlfriend (or boyfriend for all those gay man-******) and sleeps around. *man-*****
gracehi 33
Excellent point, Captain of Pickles. I hereby demote OP's boyfriend from cheater to dumb cheater.
Niedermayer_20 12
Should I laugh or... Yikes
Hashtag81 0
ur the one datin him hun
dianadoll 23
that's the worst! eww imagine right on your bed.....
badmike89 6
I'm sorry but I find this incredibly funny and can not stop laughing only because it has happened to me I was on his end tho. Fyi: your bed is being shared with someone else. oh and why would you want to put dirty underwear on
Invierno 10
You're not sorry, you liar.
badmike89 6
Nope not even a little
Invierno 10
Are your pants on fire? That would be funnier. ^_^
spacetravel 1
You're not always going to be so young. Let's hope you have money
teyyoshi 19
He found a excuse of dumping you, cuz you order him to take a dirty stuff
Katelyn2 0
Wow, what a dick
j_cat187 20
He bought you some new underwear; good for you.