Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
KittenNomNom_fml tells us more.
Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~
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Krirn 21
I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.
xxtb0 0
shiiiiit, hahaha
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xxtb0 0
shiiiiit, hahaha
xxtb0 0
btw, you TOTALLY deserved it for wearing a shirt that says something so stupid.
Pentium_4 27
yeah, they're funny the first time you read them but i would never actually wear one
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Heh, that sounds like something I would do to someone wearing such a shirt. No sympathy, OP. No sympathy. If you choose to wear a "clever" shirt, you should be ready to deal with the smartasses who will comment on it.
Damn_Hippster 11
At least he looked at you. Does that mean he half wants you?
shanemaximo 7
If only the back of the shirt said, "...or stare." and he saw it right as you walked away.
mariyaaa 0
I hate those things... Especially the "smile if you **********" signs. -.-
teague95 16
^ :D
LuxAeterna_fml 0
I like my "slaughter all *****" tall T.
lrgenesis 19
73- :)
chocol8m 6
127- :(
mannysaucedo 4
127, 137 t(-.-t)
hope540 0
He didn't comment though... -_-
lol70720 5
Why is this negative? ..lot people butt hurt because they experience the same thing?
mborrie 1
hahahahahaha
uffiewuffie 0
Honestly what was the point of your comment?
stephan18 23
What you gotta have a witty comment each time you see an FML ? Chill the **** out he just found it funny and expressed it in a less original way. This FML deserves a laugh though, OP got owned
uffiewuffie 0
You're an idiot..
angrymexican 8
Who won?
SecretMe00 5
It wasn't really a contest... He just didn't want OP.. Quite hilarious story!!
YouMentalFreaks 3
Cool story, 19. Tell it again.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It wasn't really a contest... He just didn't want OP.. Quite hilarious story!! You happy bro?
YouMentalFreaks 3
You mad that I trolled, bro?
silentbutfunny 0
Herpaderp
SecretMe00 5
Oh, wow lol blonde moment, my bad!!
Phyre24 17
We all have them, you seem to have learned your lesson. Lol
jizzwold 21
It's so much more satisfying when you get to see people realize their mistakes and learn from them.
SmelloJello 9
nice dude, that one.
lanier25n 7
Said well, Master Yoda....
AnagenisisZagus 13
Master said well Yoda*
mimeshadow 1
Well, at least it was only one....
idontknowyou123 0
-blinks- sorry natural reflex when eyes are irritated
Krirn 21
I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.
grahambertus 11
Yeah OP deserves it for wearing a pretensious shirt like that.
silentbutfunny 0
I remember seeing one that said "smile if you take it in the ass" made my day.
Mister_Triangle 21
Yeah, if you draw attention to yourself like that people will make it a point to bring you down. It probably had nothing to do with your looks
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
That's really deep but think I about it everyone else in the food court were blinking, the ratios probably 1 to 300.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Think about It, not think I about it.
Llamacod 11
Yeah but I'm sure they didn't look at her shirt and then blink so I doesn't count.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
77 too bad! "Throws an cow at you and runs away"
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
91 The cow told me he wanted to die this way. He was such a fighter. :(
JAB2010 1
Sorry to say, but I think your original response (9) could've probably gone without saying. After all, that would be the point of the shirt...
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
130 That made no sense....
clm123455 14
142: I like your sense of humor.
capnbzarr 43
Your sass has been returned in kind. You so deserved it.
TraeThaTruth07 7
Maybe he thought the shirt to be pretty arrogant and wanted to express his distaste? Don't worry, just think of all the blinks you did receive besides his. In any event... I do like the guy. He seems funny:)