Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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SarahLillian 1
I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.
crimsonprodigy 15
Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...
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Comments (174)
newmandotcom 6
Maybe you need to pay closer attention to your panties if you had never seen them before.
emersley12 0
It took you 2 years to realize he's cheating on you? No woman deserves that but you need to dump him
KiddNYC1O 22
That's hot.
Sielune 8
The way the FML is written makes me picture her saying something like, "Oh no I'm late! Quick, hand me my underwear!!"
xobrittneyyyyox 7
Oh hell no I would leave his ass
nate134 0
Thats because you have never seen the woman who wears them. aka his lover(not you)
RedPillSucks 33
would it be worse if they were at her place?
lorenaleeye_fml 4
I suggest you to give him another chance and if ever anything like this happens again, show him the living hell
Anarch99 0
they are new he magically bought them got them there all without moving he's a ninjaa
capilot 10
You know, I once had a bunch of fellow students over to my house to study and to have dinner one evening. After everybody had gone home, I found a pair of thong underwear on my bed. I have no idea why any of them would have gone into my room and left her (I hope it was a her) panties behind, but I'm always grateful that I found them before my girlfriend did.