tapeissticky591
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
nekkiddrunk
United States
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
anthony512
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
be_so_slick_56
United States
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
mrmr
United States
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Climaxx 11
Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!
scoobyfiend 0
Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.
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Comments (166)
etharay 6
Keep it classy, Alberta!
krista17 11
Haha just another hurtin' Albertan!
bitchpleasemike 7
you don't even remember how to spell 'duct' I see..
evilplatypus 39
Look it up before you correct people. The term "duck tape" actually predates "duct tape" because it was used to repair duck canvas.
bitchpleasemike 7
oh, sorry. I don't exactly go around searching predating terms of every word.
TheDrifter 24
Duck tape is its proper name. Coined by, and created for, the US army. The name duck tape was due to the water resistant nature of the tape, designed to seal ammo cans and med totes. People only call it duct tape because they a) found out about its existance while watching a Larry the Cable Guy show or b) are simply too young to know better and are going through life oblivious to their mistake.
perdix 31
#17, and oddly enough, duct tape is shitty for repairing ducts! It's weird how things get their names, a butterfly is called that because it's a Spoonerism of "flutter-by."
AlexaWuzHere 31
Actually, Duck tape is a brand of duct tape. OP isn't wrong, he/she just used a specific brand name, and that's very common seeing as the Duck brand is the most well known brand of duct tape.
AlexaWuzHere 31
Oops.. The other comments weren't there when I posted that, didn't mean to repeat what others had said
stej1985 3
lol. one of my friends is the bouncer of most the places I go. I fear one day this might be my fml.
dude1122332 9
Best fml EVER. Stuck to a wall.. How many people can say that?! And it be true!
Tuney_Loons 2
Duck Tape is a brand, just like Scotch Tape. Good try though, grammar nazis.
evilplatypus 39
The general term "duck tape" predates "duct tape." Look it up. It goes back at least to 1904.
TheDrifter 24
Duck tape was the original name for it when it was created for the army, about a century ago. Not sure how people forgot that, but me and op remembered.
scottsteiner 1
"beneath this pillow lies the key to my escape" - sherlock holmes 2009 movie
serena_10 11
that's why you don't leave your drink unattented at the bar lol
hqbrat 8
HANGOVER MOMMENT
perdix 31
Were you taped there with your back against the wall, or facing it? If you were facing it, your next poo will be very enlightening ;)
Senseless_487 29
Sigh...you must have posted yours while I was typing mine. Well played, sir. Well played.
realeah 4
Either that or simply sitting could be enlightening...
Senseless_487 29
Well, it could be worse. If you're walking funny, I'd be even more worried.
dude1122332 9
Hahaha I think yours is more direct.
Senseless_487 29
What's funny is while I was typing this, I was actually hoping Perdix wouldn't beat me to the punch. Oh well!
kevthegreat21 3
He wouldn't know. Cuz he's kinda stick to a wall.