Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Top comments
MangaFreakXxX 0
You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.
AngryNinja 1
ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.
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Comments (179)
deng314 0
ouch!!!
Duran40 0
heeeeey how you doin? haha. yea I agree...
sterl13 0
that's ok if you get glass in your dick just do like me and get your wife to get it out I get glass in my dick a lot;)
iloveloosy12 0
you were naked in a shower??????
PattisonDaStud 0
did it hurt
michael32123 0
who showers naked these days??
kpo216 0
why the **** do you have glass stuck in your dick a lot how does that go about happening
8trickster8 0
Scars are sexy. Nothing like a scab.. mmmmmm
JoshTheMaggot 8
the better question is why does your shower have a door. wtf
xonk21 0
yeah, jw, shouldn't he have used shatterproof doors? aren't all of em that way now?
monkeymatt 0
"why does his shower have a door???" you've never seen a shower with a door before?
beachgirl199661 0
noooo u shower naked?? who does that? any normal person I know showers in a ski suit but of course I live in Colorado.. xD
tromboneboy 2
the circumcition made it holy good job
hobsonbrendan 0
well I would hope you were naked in the shower
thatonek1d 0
ydi for showering nude.
jakebville 9
Your stupidity amazes me. I'm surprised you had the brain function to confirm your FML account.
wantsomejewinu 0
That would suck if you have a pussyyyyyyy.
trumpetGIRL12345 0
omg u were NAKED in the SHOWER holy shit I never would've guessed
B4SK3TB4IL 0
this fml makes no sense at all
ButteredMuffin 3
You're disgusting. Grow up freak.
ZeroIce 12
you guys are disgusting...
captaincook_fml 1
At least your already in the shower to clean it off lol
MangaFreakXxX 0
You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.
Felium 0
yay because most humans take a showere with clothes on
Freeze_fml 17
You guys are stupid, #3 meant that it was pointless to mention that the OP was naked.
DizzyVulps 0
they were joking genius
me199 0
hahaha #3 i was thinking the same thing
maxrmaxr 5
win!
FMLFML123123 0
the OP was just restating that she or he was naked...to emphasize how bad the pain must of been because glass went EVERYWHERE on her body.
jessxoxo28 5
^agreed
musume 0
mte
threer 30
Or his body..
AngryNinja 1
ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.
imballinlol 0
Ow. Did you get glass stuck in your dick? FYL
Trent14 0
or pussy. the OP could have been a girl
chaos753159 4
it says op is a boy at the top
PandaFlavoured 0
No it doesn't... It doesn't have anything there. It's blank ._.
Extacy23 0
imballinlol- if he did are u gona suck it out for him..?
FizzyMtDEW 0
well then wats mrmr??? lol is it Mr. Mr.? i hav no idea! -.-
saychimichanga 0
i've done that
Loveya448 0
Ouch. Did of any of the glass get on your dick?
cracktus 0
That's happened to me before. Suck it up.
killabee 0
Haha, #5 and #7 are very concerned with your dick. Maybe it will get a get-well-soon card.
blondie007 0
haha
lmfao1643 3
Thats hot you were in the shower!
willrh102291 0
lol!