Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
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Comments (189)
BlueShades152 0
Ouch...that's just a bit awkward.
responses 0
this is why after every commercial for alcohol they always says enjoy responsibly. I don't think passing out falls into that category.
rwac07 0
there goes your future....
KaanTech 0
#177's commet made me say 'ouch'
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
saricaste 21
^This.
uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
shadexilmaendu 4
I'd say if it's her first time it's forgivable. Best way to learn your limits is to learn the hard way sometimes, sad as that is to say. :/ black out more than once? You gotta stop doing what you're doing.
Juliexo 0
I don't know if I believe that...
maddieguinn 0
why woodnt you??
Kylias 6
Uh, dude. I'd ask if you were wearing underwear at least, but either way, that's really creepy that it was sent out to everyone...
ZleveL 0
dont worry, she probably got hundereds of dollars the next day.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Lol, pwn'd by your dad. YDI. It's embarrassing though...
love_owls 0
YDI... but why would your dad do that?!
hotgmrchk 5
Because he was trying to embarrass her to not do that again. If she's still living with her father, he probably doesn't want to deal with that on a regular basis. I know I wouldn't.
Boudica 0
Dad's fierce.
awkwardmoments 0
who needs punishment when you have a father fully equipped with a digital camera and your contact list? 100% ydi. next time, pass out on someone elses bathroom floor.
dan81892 2
tell everyone that your dad is a pervert and took pictures of you with your skirt down while you were passed out.
DLBL 23
If she's a minor, he's disseminating child ****, a huge crime. Even if she's over 18, there are laws in some places against doing such a horrid thing. And to his own daughter? What a shitbag.