Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
ohnowhyme123 15
at least you didn't propose
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tucansamTommyG 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
tucansamTommyG 12
Didn't mean to sound sarcastic when I said that.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Most girls wouldn't do that for their man. He is lucky for sure.
coming back in the future 30
This is whyI don't drink because I dont want to beer drunk person and wake up feeling extremely sick.
Just_A_Tree 20
If you're careful, you're not sick when you wake up. But did you really have a good throw back if you didn't throw up? No seriously though, be smart about it if you drink, and always have a sober friend to take your phone and keys away... A phone in the hand of a drunk can be devastating to any kind of relationship.
caleb_9756 14
#16, "I don't want to beer drunk person". Are you sure you're not already drinking?
coming back in the future 30
Its a pun
Dreamsorrow93 24
I plan to be cremated. So if I made my plans while drunk id imagine my boyfriend would need to pour lots of water on me as well.
Haggis300 25
You're lucky you have such a great girlfriend: ) she's a keeper
sohigh10 34
Funny how girlfriends and boyfriends on FML are always keepers, either sincerely or sarcastically:p
Steffi3 40
Sounds like a great start of the new year!
MrConcise 35
It's never too early to make funeral plans, only to put them into action. ;)
Classy_Sassy_15 15
I made my funeral plans.
fractured_ 22
Some nights are just plain wild. Don't worry, you will be fine and it will pass.
ohnowhyme123 15
at least you didn't propose
Jasim 17
That's not an FML moment, that's you being irresponsibly drunk.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Wild night?
HelloooooNurse 20
Sounds like one hell of a party.