tapeissticky591
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
nekkiddrunk
United States
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
anthony512
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
be_so_slick_56
United States
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
mrmr
United States
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Climaxx 11
Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!
scoobyfiend 0
Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.
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Comments (166)
Draugen 16
Whatever happened, I'm sure it involved ducks...
drunkandfml 11
One does not simply duck tape a person onto a wall
geod69 8
That was a good time I remember it very well
bripoin 2
All and all I'd say it was a fun evening!
Steve95401 49
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It is life.
fbear10 5
No, I really agree with you except at the fat part, because some people can't help it or they were born fat, but you (not you specifically you, you in general) shouldn't always get drunk , live life to the fullest! And do something with your life ! Don't get drunk every night :)
Steve95401 49
#124 - The line about being fat, drunk and stupid comes from a scene in the movie "Animal House" where Dean Wormer is putting the Delta House fraternity on double secret probation. The drunk and stupid part certainly applies to this knucklehead.
cntryiscntrywide 0
Look on Facebook. Everyone puts their business there.
freakguy455 0
Sounds like you had fun. Unless your asshole's sore, then someone else had fun..
Stumblebum30 5
Drink much?
jerrylee123 8
You deserve it for calling 'duct tape' duck tape.
Steve95401 49
"Duck Tape" is a brand of duct tape, so the two names mean the same thing. It's just like "Scotch Tape", which is a brand name of cellophane tape.
donut_gurl 8
*duct tape* YDI