Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'll take "Things That Immediately Precede Your First AA Meeting" for $800, Alex.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Maybe don’t get black out drunk.
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RichardPencil 32
I'll take "Things That Immediately Precede Your First AA Meeting" for $800, Alex.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Maybe don’t get black out drunk.
Casey Ballard 5
is there a wrong way to stand in the shower.... furthermore... is there a RIGHT way????
skippydoda 32
you don't want to be face down where the water gathers. That's how you drown.
Casey Ballard 5
you can lay in the bottom of the shower without drowning you just have to turn your head to the side. what horrible coworker would let this person drown in their house anyway? that's crazy! 😂
Tiffani Carter 6
Gonna be awkward at work tomorrow...
GamerChickxoxo 16
Atleast your clothes were on you were probably crying or throwing up. Ive gotten drunk with co-workers and woken up in a shower before,with a very sore ass...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well aren't you the popular one?
jbuckets_404 39
GamerChickxoxo, then you sound like a fun time at house parties.... ;-) [/s] On a serious note, hope that you don't allow that to happen to yourself anymore. Take care!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Chances are someone a little more sober than yourself put you in the shower, and blasted you with cold water to help sober you up, but they left before you came to. Or, you were so drunk that you don't remember thinking it'd be a good idea to shower, getting in, and then passing out after turning the shower on. Either way, it's time you severely cut back on your drinking. End the Aussie stereotype, you drunk bastard!
Sady_Ct 38
There isn’t all that much to do in Darwin from what I understand. You gotta be sober enough to drive south to see all the cool shit.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Perfect excuse to get wasted, huh? Nothing else to do except get so wasted, you forget what happened to you the night before, and you go looking for sympathy on a site where the users generally mock that level of stupidity. Sounds like a wild time.
Mungolikecandy 19
Time to quit the booze. Whenever you get blackout drunk and wake up to find out you have done things like that then booze is definitely not your friend.
alycion 39
Sounds like you really pissed someone off.
Wadlaen 24
Well, it could have been worse - I know several women from my highschool class that during the years we turned 20/21 woke up pregnant after a night with partying and drinking...