nekkiddrunk
United States
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Fun vacation times
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Anonymous
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
killmenow
New Orleans, United States
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Blie
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Too far gone
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
FailedEngineer
Australia
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
crap
United States
Stuck
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Sebastian20
Groningen, Netherlands
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Maze
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Top comments
24788 7
What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.
jair_lhao 0
idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life
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alphamalecells 0
ydi
wintamint101 7
at least you remember it...haha they're going to call you to the lobby and show you footage of what happened.
DamionDude 0
Op- I hope you pissed yourself while your at it too
jair_lhao 0
idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life
LMAOking123 15
I would have take pictures and blackmail XD
Shyman4ever 0
Hahahaha you ******* idiot!
CYNNER 0
agreed. you are an idiot. why would you step out of your hotel room naked and why the hell would you even shut the door behind you. you deserve it if you would be that dumb
polico_wolf 0
they were drunk
puppytaco64 8
29 Agreed
_TheSmallThings_ 0
Honestly how can anyone press the FYL button?
Lessychan 4
I feel a Darwin-award nomination coming up...
ForceStrike64 0
Uhm.. Darwin awards are given to people who are so stupid they remove themselves from the gene pool, not just for being stupid.
fmylifelooser 0
Darwin Awards are for people who do such stupid things that they die
flying_vegan 0
Or at least eliminate themselves from the gene pool, thus aiding evolution.
liveloveandownit 0
There is one man who received the Darwin Award and lived. Larry the lawnchair baloon guy. He tied the weather baloons to his lawnchair to fly it. He survived.
flying_vegan 0
No, he just got an honourable mention. You MUST take yourself out of the gene pool in order to win an award...
24788 7
What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.
hottay7164 18
I like your abs. Just putting that out there.
flying_vegan 0
And cue a billion "YDI for drinking, this is why I never drink" responses...
CallMeHush 1
Well at least you didn't have huge tube of anal lube in your hand when they found you to let you back in, did you? No really, did you?
heatherewf 0
This is why you don't step out of your hotel room naked!
Emill_fml 0
jurassic FAIL! YDI for leavin nude.