Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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borabora1991 0
I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..
xCrackerx 3
At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.
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xdarknightx 0
first
TROLLINshitUP 0
pics or GTFO
Muzzar 0
THIS IS A FAKE FML, i posted this and he must have seen it while moderating the fml's. all he did was reword it... Arseface.
GiddyXD 0
depends cos i tried posting a real fml and i got an email of my fml and they changed some words
xCrackerx 3
At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.
cmccarthy05 0
idk, but if somebody put that on fml, they might break the record for most "i agree, your life sucks" AND "you totally deserved it"s
borabora1991 0
I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..
ERICA833 0
borabora: I totally agree
Ottoman81 0
ur first, good for u! anyways. i hope ur corridors were dark so at least she didnt have to see all the details
crazy_cat_lady24 0
'all the details'? Dude, it's just a naked person. It's not some kind of horrible car wreck or an overflowing sewer she had to look at. Just her son's naked body in the dark. And OP, what's the big deal? So your mom's seen you naked. What mom hasn't seen her kid naked?
MadeOfAwesome 1
Yes, all moms have seen their kids naked, but most likely not after puberty. There's a huge difference between my now seventeen year old body and my baby body, and my parents do NOT need to see it.
grrrarrrg2 2
This is not an FML! Next time sleepwalk into traffic.
suzanabanna 0
is this ivan >;]
Hugorgy 0
I think OP is too old for you, Pedobear.
daydreamstar 7
how long did it take that guy to make that anyway.....
ipwnallmen 10
but yeah your mom didnt see anything she didnt when you popped ouuta hr and spooched on the table into the doctors cold hands for a naughty smack... why were you naked, tho? not that i have anything against it.. were you having a wet dream. in which case f ur moms eyes... ahhh
UGFTW 0
lolwut
ipwnallmen 10
12, maybe he jizzed or something in his sleep and thats what is meant by little details from a little dickie
sexpanther10 0
you got little meat son!!!
jakeidk 0
naive is *evian backwards. and is this first time woman has seen your naked body?
YeahFMLxX 0
at least you didn't break into thriller :)
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Why not? He didn't know he sleepwalked, and there are usually covers over you when you sleep.
Alannaa 0
That is true! I'm trying very hard not to burst into laughter at that mental image. OP, you are a dumbass for being naked. I'm sure the breeze is pleasant but I doubt the embarassment is worth it.