Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, my husband told me the hottest thing I'd ever done was when he pranked me, saying he was in legal trouble, and I told him what to do to stay out of jail. As he put it, I'm "a sexy Saul Goodman." FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Step one: Find a way to get out of the **** contract. Step two: Find a way to get out of the marriage contract. Step three: Spend time with people who care about you, and love you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I really think someone who suffered sexual abuse and just had a trigger event deserve a little more compassion. Do you not think that as an abuse survivor she would have been wary? Maybe the producer lied to her and is using her natural sense of loyalty to mnipulate her. Maybe it was a verbal agreement. OP, I really hope your husband was just being facetious and that he comforted you later.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Step one: Find a way to get out of the **** contract. Step two: Find a way to get out of the marriage contract. Step three: Spend time with people who care about you, and love you.
fullacrapallofyou 14
What bullshit
RichardPencil 32
I hope you get all the support and medical attention you need and deserve.... ...so you can keep bringing us great MILF **** with glorious cumshots. Thanks in advance!
Mathalamus 25
You do realize all the sexual acts there was consensual? You deserved it for not reading through the contract.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I really think someone who suffered sexual abuse and just had a trigger event deserve a little more compassion. Do you not think that as an abuse survivor she would have been wary? Maybe the producer lied to her and is using her natural sense of loyalty to mnipulate her. Maybe it was a verbal agreement. OP, I really hope your husband was just being facetious and that he comforted you later.
Arkangel.Artemis 10
Not all pornography is consensual and often comprises of themes in which women are treated quite aggressively and violently or fantasizes rape or forced sex. **** isn't even a realistic representation of sex in the first place.
E2dav 5
Dude ease up, she's a sexual abuse survivor.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Thank you. Yes, the **** producer lied (explicitly and directly) about the contents. It was not a misunderstanding or anything like that. ... and, yes, my husband was joking. I'm not sure why he thought that was a good time for a joke at my expense, but he was more supportive once he understood what had happened.
colderthanyou 15
You do realize that trauma doesn’t care if it’s consensual, right?
Surewhatever 36
Although I feel bad for OP, what did you expect the **** to be like? I'm not into it, but would expect any and many levels of depravity. Hell, I'm currently getting drunk to convince myself to sign onto a phone sex line. Totally freaked out by it, been told to expect anything from people wanting me to fart, to wanting to be put down and insulted in every way.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I didn't expect **** at all. The producer lied about the contents of the file.
mfranks19891989 10
That’s a typical guy answer. Sooo was is hot?
EmDizzle2007 28
reading is fundamental, guys.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Always read the small print!!!
julfunky 29
While being “deceived” into it is probably on you for not thoroughly reading it, this is a huge FML given your husband’s response. Assuming you told him about your experiences and told him how this editing made you feel.
shannon2348 14
Did you bother to read the contract? Did you not discuss what it was you were going to edit? It just doesn't make sense they would want an editor who'se repulsed by ****.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
My only guess is that the producer got some sort of satisfaction from forcing the **** in front of unwilling eyes, sort of like a flasher.