Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (260)
internetqueen 1
Oh my GOD
DannyBells 2
Spay your cat dumb ass
dxngrl86 1
Been there, done that. Not exactly fun. My cat wanted me off my pillow.
darkmis1 18
Cats nest when they're pregnant. They choose the spot they're going to give birth in about halfway through the pregnancy. You didn't notice she had been sitting on your face? On the bright side....KITTENS!!!!!!
tsent8 15
The miracle of birth 3-d now showing in a theater near you
LolaSoLovely 0
I think god took your prayer a little too literally.
BlondeBubbles 6
The miracle of life happens right before our eyes.
Idfl26 0
is it weird that I find that kind of sweet...
Cigar 11
Careless breeding is not a miracle. I wish I could take each and every one of you with that mindset to your local animal control on kill days. Puppies, kittens, mothers, seniors, unborn - they all die without rescue or adoption.
midlojoe 2
I totally agree. If the cat will have her kittens on you, she totally trusts you which means you are a fantastic cat owner. Cats are very private creatures and only share things like this with certain members of their pride.