Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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Rockey75 0
It would take at LEAST half an hour to dry, especially if its jeans. More than enough time to both HAVE A SHOWER and change.
epound28 0
Pissing on yourself because you can't control it. Sounds like you're... 1 year old. You're older. But you're still equal to a diaper-pissing infant. Fail. YDI, FYL.
Darkhumor 0
pretty sure i'd rather rinse my clothes and dry them for a minute rather than dry pee, the heat makes it smell worse, and I'd rather be in damp clothes that'll dry in an hour than pee clothes that ...ew YDI for thinking a dryer is a remotely good idea for drying pee
tipple 0
I'm actually interested in how the *dryer* smelled after you had dried them. I imagine there's this bloke saying to his friends: "... and now the dryer smells of piss - I think she must have peed in it..." LOL I agree, that if your pants really were soaked in pee, then rinsing them before putting them in the dryer would have reduced the smell, and not added anything to the drying time. Still, thanks for sharing. I clicked both YDI and FYL. It's certainly self-inflicted, but that was a nasty way to spend a day.
MissSparkie 0
i feel for your colleagues since pissy clothes STINK if they've been through a dryer without being washed.
LilaBear 2
YDI for doing something so stupid when you have to work the next morning.
CleanSheets 0
When you talk about some guy's house, do you mean a guy as in a friend, or as is some random creeper that you've never met in your life? :) Jw<3
spankymrd 0
smdh wow
TrinityisLife 22
That's just freaking NASTY. Call out ffs.
Deeznutzz13 0
YOu suck at life. Pee in the potty like my 3 year old.